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Kid Dangerous
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Posted - 2013.05.07 22:01:00 -
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Another item for your consideration.
The Minmatar Tech 2 ECM Jammer. ME =? PE =?
(I will update ME and PE tomorrow when I get home.)
Start bid = Reserve = Minimum bid = 5 Billion Isk
Minimum bid increment = 250 million Isk
End day and time = Sunday May 12, @ 19:00 Eve time (this Sunday)
Sniper rule timer = 10 minutes
Buyout offers posted here will be treated as bids. As in my previous auctions I will ignore all private bids or buyout offers. Please join our auction if you would like to own this beautiful piece of technology. |
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Posted - 2013.05.08 19:46:00 -
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Point one of these things at your frozen consumer consumables and 45 seconds later dinner is on. See, they do more than just **** off Matari pilots. |
Kid Dangerous
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Posted - 2013.05.09 23:16:00 -
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These aren't like the mining lasers. If you look directly into the mining lasers you'll go blind, but you can look at these Phase Inverter beams all day long with no ill effects.
On the other hand if these babies are activated you don't really want to stand too close to them for long. Your kids will have three eyes or six toes or some such. That's what they say anyway.
Of course they are perfectly safe to make and sell on the market. Perfectly safe. Yes. |
Kid Dangerous
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Posted - 2013.05.10 22:07:00 -
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A friend of mine asked me today why I was selling my blueprint. I said, "What? What are you talking about? I didn't sell anything!!"
After he explained, I looked here and then it dawned on me. That's what I did the other day when I got drunk. Oh no, I didn't mean it. But since it's here now it would be even worse to not sell it. I mean, being a drunk is one thing. Being both a drunk and dishonest is much worse.
So the auction goes on. I'll just have to think of something to do with the slots. Anyone have any aspirin?
2 days remaining.
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Kid Dangerous
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Posted - 2013.05.10 22:57:00 -
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Haoibuni wrote:Just sell the f*ing thing and stop spouting sheet
U mad? Would you like to bid on my blueprint? It's almost the same color as the top of your head. |
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Posted - 2013.05.11 21:58:00 -
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Back in the old, olden times there was this comedian. A comedian is a guy who makes a living by making people laugh.
Anyway this comedian's name was Benny Hill. Benny had this sidekick, an elderly guy with a bald head, and Benny would get lots of laughs by patting this guys head really fast and making a funny slapping noise.
Whenever I see a guy now with a bald head I remember Benny Hill, and it makes me laugh.
Auction ends tomorrow. |
Kid Dangerous
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Posted - 2013.05.12 19:19:00 -
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Adele wins. Give me about 15 mins to post contract. 11.25 billion isk won.
Thanks.
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Kid Dangerous
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Posted - 2013.05.12 19:25:00 -
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Contract posted. Please accept. Thanks. |
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